The Gooch 

Nickname for legendary Kerry Gaelic football corner forward Colm Cooper

1) Opposition Corner Back "Aw for fuck sake why'd yous put me on the gooch?"

2) Commentator "And thats another fantastic performance from Colm "The Gooch" Cooper

The Gooch by GingerJack March 17, 2013

fa-gooch 

The upper part of gooch located closer to the faneuter.

I must go shave my fa-gooch.

fa-gooch by R Fabrizi January 22, 2008

Lawn Gooch 

The small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.

I always mow the Lawn Gooch gooch on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.

Lawn Gooch by Q Hound July 28, 2011

Serbian Gooch Rash 

A severe condition is frequently obtained in the city of East Stroudsburg. Most known for it's 2010 outbreak in Warriors Football Camp due to over-consumption of warrior dogs and the failure to shower. This condition can only be treated by applying baby powder amongst the affected gooch.

Last night Twilliger caught me purchasing rye bread at Wawa and he made me rub baby powder amongst his gooch all night. He had a bad case of the Serbian Gooch Rash.

Serbian Gooch Rash by coachtwilliger December 12, 2011

Man Gooch 

Skin that joins a Males "Darth Vader" to his "stem"

"she split my man gooch, What a Bitch"

Man Gooch by stephen cooper May 5, 2004

two in the cooch, one in the gooch 

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.

"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

two in the cooch, one in the gooch by LaceDogg January 4, 2008

Double Gooch Kick 

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

Double Gooch Kick by JJ January 16, 2004