grizzy gobbler

Someone who sucks mangled cock

Marcus sucks grizzy gobbler.

by oliwiaaak October 25, 2023

Glizzometer

A device for measuring the level of glizzy in the area.

My glizzometer is reading off the charts! There's either a Costco or a gay bar nearby.

by HMatzy November 2, 2023

Glizzerall

Glizzerall is another name for viagra (glizzy adderall). This name was given to the drug because it keeps the penis “focused on the mission”

Vangellica: u nuttin too fast ong im am tryna shag all nite and all day
Me: Shi u right imma pop a Glizzerall
-7hours later-
Vangellica: ohohhho gahhd that was sum good shag
Me: ikr 😅

-this is actually a true story I was shaggin all night lmaoao 🤣-

by Cumsation December 28, 2023

glizzard wizard

Someone who is skilled in giving oral sex, typically to someone with a penis

Man, I found out why they call her the glizzard wizard. She gave me the best time ever last night.

by SheaButterCorn January 7, 2024

glizz

intel; gossip; credible rumours

"yo, dude, got any glizz?"
"well, word is that big a was found choking the chicken in a public toilet"
"damn"

by debrisandbacon January 11, 2024

Glizzard

A glizzy blizzard or when some piece of shit psychopath mixes a dairy queen blizzard with a glizzy

Yo bro you ate the glizzard? you fucking dumbass

by Pénis January 19, 2024

Glizzied

When you are presented with a tip option screen at an establishment such as a coffee shop. The clerk simply handed you a cup of coffee. The tip options are 15%, 25% and 35% or No Tip. You stare them in the eyes and click no tip. They have just been glizzied.

Man they flipped the tablet toward me for a tip after only handing me a cup that I had to fill myself. I locked eyes with that bastard and glizzied the fuck out of him.

by James prince 686 November 18, 2023