Definitions by HMatzy

Glizzometer 

A device for measuring the level of glizzy in the area.

My glizzometer is reading off the charts! There's either a Costco or a gay bar nearby.

Glizzometer by HMatzy November 2, 2023

Full Court Pressed 

An instance of being so pressed that you must defend yourself against a whole team of aggressors.

*Friends are all roasting buddy who's made a bad decision*
Roastee : STFU guys, it's not as bad as it sounds, you all are just stupid.
Roaster : Woah buddy don't be getting all full court pressed on us, we're just ribbin ya!

Full Court Pressed by HMatzy March 15, 2023

Kizzometer 

A device used to detect whether or not something truly is no kizzy.

I just checked my kizzometer and that shit is cap my boy.

Kizzometer by HMatzy November 8, 2022

Kizzastrophe 

Kizzing at a catastrophic level, a lie beyond redemption.

Person 1: No Kizzy my guy!

Person 2: Cap..

Person 1: On jahrizmo I swear, on my momma!

Person 2: This is a kizzastrophe 💀

Kizzastrophe by HMatzy November 8, 2022