Flopsicle

A complete and utter failure. Worse than your regular 'flop'.

Ffs I'm such a flopsicle

by Cincio April 8, 2017

Floppydisc

Something that is wayyyyyyyy to old for us nowadays

Dude what the hell is that? It looks really floppydisc

by w9bf8web April 13, 2017

floppy talk

Conversation about computer stuff which has reached the level of detail that average person don't understand.

John: ''Usually that CPU would be enough, but i require at least 8 TFlops and that's without streaming.''
Peter: ''I heard that 7th gen will fall on knees before AMD's Ryzen. I might even switch. Benchmarks seems promising.''
Mary: ''There goes the FLOPPY TALK again. Wanna get some drinks, Jane?''

by floppy man April 15, 2017

Floppy

When you have finished making the sex, and are still slapping your limp penis around her genital area.

"I had to give Brittany a floppy for like 10 min, just to finish her off, I'm a sprint runner, not a distance runner"

by Lumberjack jenson April 20, 2017

floppy dragon dick

When your dick is hard after finishing you're hard but not all the way

My floppy dragon dick was going everywhere when I pissed

by Ayyy foo August 6, 2017

Floppy Fish

To slap someone's face with your hand with a fast side to side motion using the palm then back of hand.

"Matthew is an idiot so Mikey hit him with the floppy fish."

"Man, Im bout to floppy fish yo dumb ass"

by Ms.koolakins August 20, 2017

FLOPSO

Official military acronym.
Fluffer

Operations
Officer

Used for Special Category (SPECAT) of military Operations when the most gentle of touches are required.

We have VVIPs en route; call up the FLOPSO.

by ReadyAyeReady October 12, 2017