Jacksonville, Florida 

The breeding grounds of Marching Band people. They migrate there between december and January, and then everythinggg happens.

I went up to a band bus in Jacksonville, Florida and some crazy shit was happening there, mann.

Jacksonville, Florida by birdsarecwazy12321 April 27, 2010

Florida 

A state that frequently gets covered by hurricanes and is effectively doomed to midget houses so theres not TOO much damage. Claimed by the Spanish in 1513 and the dude who found it named it the dumbest name for a state, "Flowery" which is Florida in Spanish.

DUDE, who names a state flowery!? What a dumbass name..... Florida..... dumbass....

Florida by OmegaAfroGamer2 January 15, 2011

Florida boy 

A man of weak virtues making him an overindulging pig who is often a fat loser who is awkward and second to all in every situation they find themselves in

look at that fat loser Dylan he's such a Florida boy

Florida boy by fingersishappy October 23, 2022

Florida-Style Barbecue 

A style of barbeque, and resulting sub-culture lifestyle, indigenous to Florida. Originally, Florida-style barbecue was developed in the region around Orlando, utilizing the region's abundance of citrus fruits and tears from children frightened by Mickey Mouse at Disney World.

Florida-style barbecue first came to national attention in the late 2000's, following a series of seminal research papers published by a group of Princeton academics in 'American Anthropologist.'

ESPN Commentator Jeff Van Gundy: "Dwight Howard is really carrying this Orlando team right now"
ESPN Commentator Mark Jackson: "You know, I hear they have some really good Florida-Style Barbecue down here in Orlando."

Florida-Style Barbecue by foodfan July 20, 2011

Florida Jail Cell 

Person 1 bends over and spreads asscheeks. Person 2 sits lined up asshole to asshole and shits in rectum.

Sally: "I have to shit."

Molly: "There's no toilet around."

Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"

Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."

Florida Jail Cell by Da Ryzzer November 22, 2011

university of west florida 

The place that grade A students drop their acceptances to West Point in order to follow their guinea pig eating girl friend whose had terrible names like Nutella, Oobaldina, Fudwaga, and usually have a generic Mexican last name

Kyle gave up West Point to go to University of west Florida

university of west florida by JTLawson April 20, 2017

Florida Gator's Blanket 

An area on and/or under which one can perform sexual intercourse or other sexual acts.

Nick and Emilie fucked on the Florida Gator's Blanket.

Florida Gator's Blanket by ealexandra December 31, 2008