When a cough is used to indicate you think the exact opposite of what you just said, often the cough can be used to disguise saying what you actually think.
1. Yes, I'm sure you don't fancy him (sarcastic coughing fit)
2. Yes, he made the first move *cough* you so came onto him *cough*
2. Yes, he made the first move *cough* you so came onto him *cough*
by Duuuude2010 January 13, 2010
by oolla October 22, 2009
A saying used about small-penised paedophiles
The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.
The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.
A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock
B: In his case, the key fits the lock
by Adolf Trump-Farage August 30, 2018
Ashley threw a basic bitch fit when she drove all the way to Starbucks only to find out that they no longer served pumpkin spice lattes.
by Emilypw464 November 11, 2015
That movie was proper fit.
by InsultsGalore April 06, 2019
n. A slang term; a female that is relatively attractive but not considered "hot". Usually ranked about a 7 or 8 on a hottness scale of 1-10.
Bro 1: "Bro, look at that plus size model over there. She's pretty."
Bro 2: "Yeah, she's a proper fit."
Bro 2: "Yeah, she's a proper fit."
by theIsh December 20, 2013
Also known as "FFT." Have you ever noticed that people tend to work out on Thursdays? Or maybe you yourself tend to work out on Thursdays. This phenomenon occurs because it's Fucking Fit Thursday. Every Thursday, your body sends out kinesthetic neurons to your muscles. Your muscles then begin to ache and twitch. This is because your muscles are craving the exercise. Once you begin to work out, you'll realize that your muscles are beginning to calm down and that your endorphines are at their peak. You will be able to work out for hours, but remember this only occurs on Thursdays.
Dude. It's Fucking Fit Thursday!
by I Use Steroids October 15, 2010