Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.

1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.

by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011

Chicago Fire

A dope show that has gone down ever since Otis died.

Damn, did you see that new episode of Chicago Fire?

by fdny81 December 27, 2021

ur fired

when someone fails or dose any thing that should have bein better

(an unfunny joke) ur fired!

fails

by calijag November 8, 2010

fire-hrea

When diarrhea burns your anal cavity.

"Dude, I total had fire-hrea last night. I now have 2nd degree burns"

by Joel \m/ January 21, 2008

Colonel Fire

The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.

Zach: Fire!!!

Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!

Zach: Can't, he's in the office.

Matt: FML!

by Mayo Sanchez October 8, 2009

fire biddie

Means a fine hoe.

Oooh she’s a fire biddie on my daddy!!!!

by anonymous November 27, 2022

fire bust

When you move at intense speeds, as if you were running out of a burning building.

we were doing illegal stuff when the cops showed up, then we had to fire bust out of there.

by gonebeyondrepair January 18, 2013