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Forget Fortnite February 

noun; The month of February where people have to refrain from playing Fortnite for the whole month. After the month is over you can continue.
Ninja is gonna fail Forget Fortnite February.

Foreskin Fungus February 

This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.
Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!

Free finger february 

Free finger february is for the girls, basically meaning no fingering your self for the whole month of february.
hey guys did y’all hear about Free Finger February, because i already failed

Forget fingering february 

Girls cant finger them selves
I want to finger my self! You cant its forget fingering february

fuck female February 

every February you must have intercourse with your female counterpart at least once a day for the rest of February.

Furry Far February 

Througout February you gotta fap to furry porn only. If you are a furry, you gotta quit furry porn for the month.
Furry Far February's gonna be hard, I hate furries.