Facebook Fast

To deactivate your facebook account and not activate it for as long as you can until you give in.

Jennifer: Hey did Susan get rid of you also on facebook?
Tim: No, she just went on a Facebook Fast.

by RoseyPosey67 May 3, 2009

Facebook filter

Eliminating information that is inappropriate or uninteresting from your Facebook posts.

I wish she wouldn't use Facebook to bitch out her friend. Does she not know all 300 of her friends can read it? She should use her Facebook filter.

by peanutpepper May 27, 2009

facebookiando

Noun – A person that is on facebook way too much (facebook-ing), so much so that they miss their Train or Bus stop or their Street while driving due to checking their facebook page.

Belinda missed her Train Stop cause she was facebookiando.

If Danny Keeps facebookiando he will get fired from his job!

by é2daizz0 November 17, 2009

Facebook countdown

When you're feeling extremely happy (or occasionally awfully sad) that you can't wait til getting home to upload your facebook status, thus ignoring your family at all.

YOU: I can't believe it!I passed the exam!I graduated!!

FRIEND: oh,congrats dude! go home,your family must be anxious and wanting to hug you and celebrate!

YOU:no way man! I'm on the facebook countdown,,all I want is to upload my status.. My family will have time to celebrate then.

FRIEND: you freak!

by Nachoo December 19, 2009

Facebookarrhea

A condition where a person constantly updates their Facebook status. This is usually classified when a person updates their Facebook status more than 5 times an hour. Also classified as when a person uses Facebook updates like Twitter.

Her facebookarrhea was clogging my update page.

See twitterrhea blog-arrhea facebook whore facebook junkie facebook

by Jakerie January 26, 2010

facebook

the word facebook still comes up as a misspelled word on my computer they need to fix that and put it in a dictionary and define it as a distraction from any thing and every thing you are supposed to be really doing in life

so iwas supposed to be getting married in a few hours but i was facebooking and at one point i clicked not attening on my wedding event
or man i had a paper due and i kept on facebooking and diddnt finish

by Mario Previti April 18, 2010

Facebook Blueballed

When someone signs onto their facebook after at least a day, only to find out they don't have any notifications.

Alex: Hey did I post that funny video I found to your wall?
Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.

by Chigoose22 August 19, 2010