facebook hemorrhoid

The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.

Man I was waiting for her to reply my comment for 2 hours and now I have a facebook hemorrhoid.

by seans November 28, 2007

FaceBook Faggot

A person who likes every page, and joins every group.

"God, everyday, that FaceBook Faggot George has 600 new pages that he is a fan of.

by Bawb Weest May 10, 2010

facebook fired

v. being fired for something you post on facebook

Damns, I just got facebook fired!

by Ben Ril January 27, 2007

Facebonk

A term for oral sex that is generally more acceptable in polite conversation than skull fucking

Derived from a typo of facebook

"I was facebonking when her Father walked in."

After facebonking each other for a while, Jennie and Tom decided it was time to change their relationship status.

by Rainbulimic July 1, 2008

facebook

an impeder of productivity.

facebook ruined my life.

by dellcomp321 December 11, 2006

facebook ho

Someone who thinks they are cool by posting reallllllll slutty pictures on facebook.

"Did you see Katelyn's new pictures?"
"Yah man. she a facebook ho."

by AANNNEE December 11, 2007

Facebook Boyfriend

A guy on your Facebook friends list that you add as your boyfriend. Usually a joke put up by a single girl (or single guy). It makes one look like he/she is socially competent enough to actually get a steady man.

Marc is my Facebook boyfriend even though I only view him as a friend, and he is probably sleeping with 12 other girls and is also possibly gay. What a douche. But oh well - at least my parents won't try to force me into an arranged marriage now.

by Ana November 4, 2007