eric gildehaus

person 1: she is so hot
Person 2: dude you have a girlfriend

Person 1: i know that doesn't mean i can't have a mistress

Person 2: you're and Eric Gildehaus
by The spongebob squarpants May 30, 2020
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eric cornelius

Someone who smokes a lot of pot and parties all the time. He resepects everybody but fights all the time. He is fearless.
by Anonymous #17593 December 15, 2017
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Eric Clapton

a term used to refer to a vaginal STD
freind.1 I was realy itchy down their

freind.2 So what did you do?

freind .1 I went to the doctor and he said I had an Eric Clapton

freind .2 well that sucks

freind .1 he gave me some cream for it.
by plokijuhygtfrdeswaq November 06, 2009
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Eric The Read

A (small man), usually, who believes that what he's (read in a book), supersedes anything anyone else knows. Seems to lack in (hands on) experiences, consequently, his friends consist only of mercenaries, missionaries, or martyrs . (Un compassionate,) without the ability to empathize.
Don " How can Kellso say that 'all Germans are (responsible) for Hitlers crimes' and go on to ask
'what they are doing about it' ".
Gersh " yeah, I saw Hans (roll his eyes,) on his escape to the bathroom! what an Eric the Read!"
by wesee June 11, 2011
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Eric Lara

A person that is not as cool as Eric Leonard.
Man i wish i was Eric Leonard and not Eric lara
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eric foreman

The main character in That '70s Show. Currently, Eric is engaged to Donna Pinsciotti. Also the second most boring character, second only to his lover, Donna.
When Eric blew his curfew, his dad, Red Foreman, put his foot up his ass.
by White Sox Rule June 06, 2004
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eric carmo

A very stupid and ugly male who thinks he’s amazing but is actually the definition of trash. Nobody likes an Eric Carmo
by Foxes4life 🦊 December 06, 2018
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