EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

when your straight freind says you cant suck his cock

person one: hey can i suck you off
person two: NO
asian person 3: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

by LBozoRation69420 March 25, 2022

Probing emotions

The effort journalists and tv hosts make to get the people they interview to cry on camera. The emotional response gets media attention and drives ratings. emotion, crying, drama, if it bleeds it leads, media, journalism, soap opera, bating, interview

I get so sick of these tv hosts trying to get natural disaster victims to cry about the loss of their homes. It's so opportunistic and disgusting, this probing emotions crap is just wrong-this is what journalism has become.

by joecoolthefool June 15, 2016

Emotional support spit

When you are too exhausted and can't get off so you start to fuck her from behind pull out and spit on her back so she doesn't feel bad that you didn't get off

Bro, so I was fucking this chick after being out all night hitting the slopes and I couldn't get off so I started fucking her doggy style and then did a emotional support spit because I didn't want her to feel bad that I didn't get off.

by Thomas Frick July 27, 2025

emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.

Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩

by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025

Emotional Support Animal

When someone in a relationship, continually talks to, or hangs out with someone to get all of the things they are missing in their unfullfilling relationship. This may sometimes lead to sex but instead of adultery, should be considered bestiality.

After a weekend with her bf, she spends the next 5 days with her emotional support animal, to get her self-esteem built back up.

by TaoofCee January 28, 2024

Emotional Mulligan

When an emotional season ticket holder pisses you off, you immediately forgive them due to the emotional equity they have built up with you and how important they are to you.

BB: Man, I can't believe you dry snitched on me like that at your White Collar Sleepover 2 weeks ago.

TY: Sorry G, my mad.

BB: Ya, you get an emotional mulligan, we all make mistakes. You have been White Collar Shot Blocking for me for years. Let's go get some shawarma, on me.

by Mike109999 September 23, 2025

Emotional Hiroshima

(n.) When you lovebomb an Asian.

"I can't believe he just dropped an Emotional Hiroshima on her: her entire emotional infrastructure is now a radioactive wasteland!"

by DentheGodKing February 21, 2025