Elijah macwhoremac

a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine

Elijah: uhhhhhh

woman: what are you doing Elijah macwhoremac

by milk god June 7, 2021

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Elijah

A savage gamer god who loves to smash puss and respect women. Except for when these women express irrational opinions. He will then crush them under the weight of his massive cock. He loves movies, especially lighthouse.

Damn I kinda wanna fuck Elijah

Get in line bro.

by DaBabyJesus June 13, 2021

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An Elijah is the type of person to make you feel like you matter. They're nice to one's around them, but won't forget if you did something to hurt them. If you come across an Elijah you wanna date them as soon as you can because they are always wanting to talk to you, will stay up teasing you, but only because they love you so much, they'll also listen to you talk, and you'll find yourself talking to them for hours on end about random stuff. They are good looking, and an excellent listener. Everytime you hear their voice you feel butterflies in your stomach. They constantly put people in front of them because they care about their loved ones. As you get to know them you'll find out very soon that they're very goofy, and full of energy. Whenever you flirt with them it's always the cutest thing to hear their reaction.

I love Elijah

by Bruh_Bruh-bruh July 10, 2021

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