duck fight

an impromptu fight between two crack dealers

Johnny was selling crack in the back alley that Jack usually sold from. A verbal argument over the territory soon led to a duck fight.

by descanso November 30, 2010

Bolsa de Duche

bag of douche in spanish. when your around your friends and you want to call someone a douche bag without them knowing.

my boss is a Bolsa de Duche iv'e had the shit-shift for three weeks in a row!

by T-Niz August 11, 2008

duck water

pre-cum. the pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.

Thank god for duck water or I wouldn't be able to slide my erect penis into this tight orifice.

by heresjohni February 4, 2010

Duck

Ducks, other known as as vile, terrifying despicable creatures that walk the earth to simply terrify. You try to like feed their ducklings and they're all like "Nah mate, I'll fucking swoop yo' ass"
So then you're like "Holy shit mother fucker!" and you get the fuck out of there!

Me: Aw look, some cute ducklings, let's feed them!

Father duck: Oh hell no! *runs after me with it's head down looking like a demonic piece of shit running at me*

Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIEEETTTTTT

by Duck Hater907y1345609832156 December 16, 2012

lord love a duck

1. an exclaimation uttered when nothing else will fit... often used when stunned or dismayed.

2.a saying written in magic disappearing blowpen to make Neffy suck the ink up in a fit of laughter.

"Lord love a duck... that alien just gone and blew up our truck."

"You slept with my BROTHER? Well Lord love a duck..."

"Bite me big time? Well Lord love a duck!!"

by Neffy August 21, 2003

spun ducky woo woo

When someone is so spgakked out on methamphetamine they are able to spin around in a tornado like fashion like "The Tasmanian Devil" while cleaning their garage.

Man, Lancer just smoked a whole dub sack in one hit. Now he is passing neptune on his way out of the solar system. He's gone spun ducky woo woo.

by wirehead May 26, 2008

sick duck

another way to say suck dick

Chris, "I got Tiffany to sick duck"

Mars, "Damn fool! You are so dyslectic! How was it?"

by trece October 13, 2008