Chen Ding 

An amazing and epic man who, while also being a gold medal Olympic walker, is also a name for only the most sexy and awesome men. He makes women nut at the sight of him, and also may have erectile disfunction.

Man 1:Wow, that Chen Ding is a pretty sexy human!
Man 2: That nigga stole my girl!

Chen Ding by not chen ding October 5, 2018

M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong 

Noun. A comedic mispronunciation/spelling of the Hollywood movie writer/director; M. Night Shyamalan. Who's famous for both his unusual name and for his somewhat surprising film twists.

Verb. Using his name to describe a crazy, unusual or unbelievable end to something.

1 "Lets pick a good movie this time, nothing by M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong."

2 "Can you believe what happened to john? I swear it was some straight up M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong shit."

M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong by pinkparasite87 August 17, 2011

Muckahoy ding-ding

NYC Lower east side Asian slang. Literal meaning: Your grandmother's vagina.

Your teamate criticizing your ball playing error. My reply to him: "Muckahoy ding-ding". Meaning drop-dead, you stink wh0 cares?

Muckahoy ding-ding by Murray Haldanish September 29, 2019

polka dot ding dong 

1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.

John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.

polka dot ding dong by pudding face mcgee October 16, 2006

Choi-Ding 

Choi-Ding is a term commonly used by Asian casino degenerates to describe getting the ever living shit kicked out of them by a caucasian card dealer....usually pertains to the game Bacarat. The term has matriculated to every day vernacular to mean getting the unholy Piss beaten out of you by a monkey or other large disgusting primate. Ex. "Wow, did you hear Larry got Choi- Dinged last night by that chimp that escaped from George Bush's basement." Can also be used as a verb to describe inflicting an ungodly beating on someone or something; typically by pulling ones pants down, farting loudly, then throwing severally spinning crane kicks in rapid succession.

"I Choi-dinged the shit out of that drunken manatee last night"...

Choi-Ding by Jimmy flipper-nuts October 13, 2012

asshole ding 

Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.

My Mercedes is straight as an arrow except for a few asshole dings on the driver door.

asshole ding by Rickof Lancaster October 21, 2008

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding 

The sound of the fox.

Person 1: "Dude i heard something outside."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Listen."
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding"
Person 2: "Don't worry man, it's just a fox."

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding by Fox whisperer October 5, 2013