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Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.
My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.
by Acellertnac November 22, 2023
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creep b*tch

Creep-B*tch ; where homie/homegirl/bf/gf swoops , homie hopper , ONS .
Once my girl fell asleep, her bestie started f*cking on me , she a creep b*tch .
by MentalM July 4, 2022
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Creep

What I'm getting called by the world's smelliest hippy and a guy who looks like love-child of Pauly Shore and Bobcat Goldthwait
Hym "Picture the world's smelliest hippy.... You see it? That's what the guy looks like. I don't even know what you're envisioning in your mind.... But I know it's correct... You really can't miss on this one. But I'm the creep. I don't see how that tracks."
by Hym Iam June 29, 2023
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Creep tits

Term used to refer to women with tits that give your boner an innue in general or specifically when the red women in game of thrones removes her medallion and gives us all 30 second of "creep tits".
"The red women needs to put that fucking medallion back on and stop subjecting us to those CREEP TITS!!"
by The Touchdown Guy July 16, 2016
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Wig Creep

When someone's wig is moving up their forehead and their natural hairline is poking out.
Pull on the front of that wig, you've got wig creep!
by Thick Roach June 16, 2025
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Creep-arsing

Driving too close to the car in front in a queue of slow-moving traffic.
" The car behind has been creep-arsing up behind me and it's so annoying as hell!"
by Lisa Odd August 24, 2020
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cramp creep

Someone who’s incredibly fascinated by cramps.

Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.
Ricardo: Hombre, look at this cramp homie got in her leg! Shits crazy son

Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!

Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it
by NeighborsAteMyZombies July 23, 2019
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