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Creep

That guy u see on the street that stares at you for no reason
“That old guy won’t stop looking at us”
What a creep”
by Bdhuxjsbwvauisjxbch103 June 16, 2023
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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Park Creep

1. To slowly follow someone whom is leaving a restaurant or store to their cars, so you can have their spot in a full parking lot.

2. The creepy old man at the park who sits on the park bench and watches little kids play in the play ground.
Check out the box-car, he is totally park creeping the fat lady coming out of wal-mart.
by Geaux Tiger 08 October 25, 2011
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fight rule creep

A person who walks around asking people about fight rule.
Did you see Doug being a fight rule creep?
by leaf lover June 7, 2024
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Creep tits

Term used to refer to women with tits that give your boner an innue in general or specifically when the red women in game of thrones removes her medallion and gives us all 30 second of "creep tits".
"The red women needs to put that fucking medallion back on and stop subjecting us to those CREEP TITS!!"
by The Touchdown Guy July 16, 2016
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Creep

A person feeling so unlovable/unattractive he or she doesn’t dare to actually engage in mutual connection and flirting, but rather engages with a fantasy version of the crush and thus displays weird and intense behaviour.

Often more attuned to the persons own deep longing for intimacy than the other person and might therefore show creepy behaviour towards almost anyone.

Needs to love themselves better and stop relating to fantasies rather than reality.
“He’s such a creep, hope he can turn that intense craving for my love back on himself and love himself better”
by murchannal November 22, 2024
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creep the witch

descretely creeping le witch during the mating hours of young cats. creeping the witch must be done only by hotties that like to suck long shlongs.
e'ry day at lunch, we creep the witch
by Jimmy99827 April 30, 2008
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