A Nebraska Corn Husker fan who still believes their team is relevant and to prove it trolls other teams pages from their mothers basements, typically 50 years or older and born of incest.
That James Collman guy is a real Corn Dick, all he ever does is post stupid shit on Iowa pages and pretend he has some semblance of intelligence
by Tim Osbourne September 17, 2019
Get the Corn Dickmug. The act of taking the batter off of a corn dog and inserting your penis in snugly. Then proceeding to jerk or have sex with it on. Just like a condom
Peter went to the fair and made a corn sleeve out of the corndog he bought and went to the restroom. He has no friends
by Ch1N0! September 3, 2016
Get the corn sleevemug. a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.
Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.
Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 March 29, 2012
Get the baby corningmug. by Pickypickypicle April 11, 2019
Get the Corn nibbletsmug. a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.
Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
by newbcat November 21, 2011
Get the Corn Blastermug. by Prince Edward the 4th January 13, 2011
Get the Corn Filletmug. by freedav04 June 12, 2005
Get the corn swagglemug.