cream of stool

diarrhea

Cream of Stool®: simply foul poo that harms and depletes both body and soul.

by Professor_Z January 4, 2023

Creaming Spines

To cream someone's spine is an ultimate show of dominance and thus should only transpire if the doer has the most malicious of all intents. After receiving head from a hoe or an opponent one their knees. Proceed to shove their head down and expose the bare back. Cum on the top of the spine near the meeting of the neck and back. By doing so the cum will slowly slide down the spinal ridge before arriving at the Crack and inevitably their asshole.

Hold up yo mouth hoe! I'm about to cum. Don't move lemme cream yo spine real quick. DAMN I'll never tire of creaming spines.

by AfricanMenac March 21, 2023

cream gobbler

A Thot who loves to slap multiple meat on the face, juggling multiple pee pees, creaming on her face everytime.

Hey dude, how did it go last night with the cream gobbler?

by uzi 254 May 18, 2023

Zipper cream

An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.

Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.

by redread January 21, 2014

Coldstone Creamer

Sex outside but pulling out just in time to write your name in the snow.

Jersey Phil's favorite season is winter because he loves to do the Coldstone Creamer.

by Jersey Phil April 20, 2014

Ice Cream Sunday

When teenage girls spend their Sunday afternoon eating a tub of ice cream and watch movies or go on the internet.

"Jessica had a Ice Cream Sunday last weekend, she said she was picking up trash in the woods, but, I'm not an idiot."

by Lonely Larry March 28, 2015

crusty creamer

The act of when you have late night sex and cum on a girl. She falls asleep and when she wakes up she's got crusty jizz on her face.

I got drunk last night and I gave this girl the crusty creamer.

by Dubble A & J. Roc July 3, 2015