English variation of the Aussie "Choma", a zipper-like piece of skin, just behind the scrotum, that Bergi and Dorni use to zip themselves together...
by Security Bergi May 13, 2003

1. A penis that is bigger in width than length.
2. A small organism that is found on the bottom of the ocean.
3. A small bird native to Sri Lanka
2. A small organism that is found on the bottom of the ocean.
3. A small bird native to Sri Lanka
by Dave February 7, 2003

A penis which is sadly enough fatter than it is long and yes that is with a f not a ph so if you have a chode look forward to dying a virgin
guy 1:Dude you have a chode
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)
by ben dover June 4, 2004

by Fatrhousen Milkadouse November 13, 2004

I, Tony Danza, have a chode. Angela and Johnathan have both seen my chode while I was shaving my pubic hair
by Tony Danza October 14, 2003

He's a chode smoker, hehe he he um hehe he!
From one of the first episodes of Beavis & Butthead when they go to Mexico with that hippie teacher's friend.
From one of the first episodes of Beavis & Butthead when they go to Mexico with that hippie teacher's friend.
by Kilo Lobo June 15, 2003

n) A penis that is wider than it is long
n) A human, typically a dude, who is short and fat at the same time.
n) A man with the name Richard. Dick is a nickname for Richard and a chode is a dick.
n) A human, typically a dude, who is short and fat at the same time.
n) A man with the name Richard. Dick is a nickname for Richard and a chode is a dick.
Remember that one president, Chode Nixon?
That kid, Jared, sure is a chode!
I am a chode, but I don't have a chode!
That kid, Jared, sure is a chode!
I am a chode, but I don't have a chode!
by thechodescarabdecoy December 10, 2015
