Chocolate Muncher

1. a white person who always goes after black people
2. usually a white girl that always falls for black guys

Rikki: So I like someone new.
Jessi: Is he black?
Rikki: You know it!
Jessi: You are such a Chocolate Muncher! That's the 4th black guy you've liked since school started.

by Whatuthink December 30, 2010

Chocolate Snowman

When a man diahreeas on a girl and rubs it all over her. The man then proceeds to cum upon the woman. Thus creating, the chocolate snowman.

dude I own a friggen chocolate snowman factory

by harry puzy January 16, 2008

chocolate pizza

Where you puke in a chicks ass and then tap the hell out of it.

"Hey man what you do last night"
"Dude i totally chocolate pizzaed some bitch"

by evilnun February 28, 2009

Chocolate Jesus

President Obama. Makes reference to his skin color (black, or "chocolate"), and his status with his followers and the main stream media as an almost messiah-like figure, dispite evidence that he is, in fact, merely another politician.

"Enough about Obama, you'd think this guy is some kind of chocolate jesus the way people hype him."

by fatmandive January 27, 2009

chocolate sailor

its when you're in the bathtub doing your sexual partner up the bumbum

Last night Cindy put on a strap-on and gave me a chocolate sailor

by Neo Funk Revolation February 6, 2005

chocolate donut

after having your salad tossed, placing yer anus on your partner's lips leaving a rim print

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

chocolate fireguard

Something useless. can be used as an adjective.

'The Scottish defence is totally chocolate fireguard.'

by The Moai April 6, 2005