Nouveau-Chav

Definition: upwardly mobile chav camouflaged in their urban habitat, most notably upper working class and middle class estates, usually by boycotting bling and taking their offspring to after school activities following homework. Their chav origins are exposed when they are called to defend their human rights, often loudly proclaiming about the 'civil injustice', for something like preserving their children's freedom of expression to be bullies if they so wish it.

How do you make a Nouveau-Chav angry? Call them a chav as they won't know what nouveau means.

by Bruce Brithe April 22, 2017

Flag

Get the Nouveau-Chav mug.

Epic Chav

Possibly one of the most dangerous type of chav they usually treck the endz solo but sometimes they buddy up. If you ever see a Epic chav you need to run they will take all of your clothes and money. they normally have a chavvy family that lives in a bin with chav names like Jack or Ben. If you see them shirtless this means its summer and they want BLOOD they WILL take everyone they see.

Josh: oi you see that jack and his brother ben in that bin yeah they are Epic Chavs
Matt: Yeah I know saw him running around shirtless beating up homeless people
Jack: SHUDDUP!!!!

by My name chef September 16, 2018

Flag

Get the Epic Chav mug.

Sat-chav

A resident of the UK's lower class, similar to the 'White Trash' stereotype in America, who insist on narrating a simple foot journey to their equally undesirable chavvy friend on a mobile phone, hence mimicking the function of a satellite navigation device.

Sat-Chav on telephone - "Nah mate, I'm just walkin' past asda. Yeah I'm turning da corner. I'm gonna walk across da high street rather than go da long way. I'm just walkin' up da high street now...ok I'm turnin' left. I just passed Greggs..."

by crueloneliner March 04, 2012

Flag

Get the Sat-chav mug.

Pussy Chav

when someone is too pussy to admit their a chav

Sarah : “Omg your such a pussy chav”
George : “no! no i’m not”

by tiktok famous myg May 23, 2021

Flag

Get the Pussy Chav mug.

chav chariot

Chav chariots are possible the lowest form of cars. Chavs who want to have sport car performance but still have their 3 illegitimate children in the rear as well as their hanging girlfriend. Such chav chariots are the Subaru Impreza and the Mitsubishi Evo series

Wow check out Steve in his chav chariot
Wayne has got 3 kids seats in the back of his chav chariot

by AJ October 23, 2006

Flag

Get the chav chariot mug.