smash cans

A game of exhibition involving a batter and a pitcher. The pitched object is a can, preferably one filled with a carbonated beverage. The object is to cause the most spectacular destruction of said can via contact with an official A-Rod bat.

Cheaper beverages are a must, such as Sam's Choice, available at Wal-Mart. A case is under $3 and it tastes like moldy ass, so destroying them is imperative.

"Reading sucks ass. Let's go smash cans."

by Artemis Clyde Frog May 15, 2006

bean can

When you leave a fart in the elevator as you leave for the next riders.

I left them a bean can.

Some one bean canned this elevator.

by GillGabber December 13, 2016

mom can

A period pouch for pregnant women.

I need to buy a new mom can, mine is about to flood.

by Dad10101010 May 5, 2018

Canning Tomatoes

A phrase used when an idiot asks what you are doing even though they are standing there watching. Usually used when your doing something obvious.

Bill: The other day I was washing my car and Todd asked what I was doing. I told him I was Canning Tomatoes.

by historymanj July 31, 2011

Cum Cans

Cum Cans are old beer cans that sit around the house and there sole purpose is to collect semen. This is done for various reasons.

Dude. You are so lucky you work at MidEvil Times so you can have cum goblets. Us broke son of bitches gotta make due with cum cans!

by queen of the unicorn,her grace August 17, 2010

Can the Corn

To have anal sex. To pillage one’s corn chute with the penis or a sexual device.

Rachel was begging me to can the corn so I went to pound town on dat ass.

I hooked up with a guy last night and well.......he decided to can the corn.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

tit-in-a-can

Someone or something incredibly cool.

me: "Wow...I can't believe how deeply in love and connected on a spiritual level I feel when I am with Larry."

you: "Uh, yeah. That Larry is tit-in-a-can!"

by Rayleen February 25, 2008