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cool daddy squid 

Someone or something that is beyond cool or awesome; a person or thing that exceeds the normal description of cool, awesome, excellent or amazing.
Dude, that Rush concert was Cool Daddy Squid!
cool daddy squid by Uncle CC September 29, 2010
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Cool Deal 

When one sticks both thumbs up on either side of their face, about a foot away from the ears, awkwardly smiling and saying the words, "cool deal". A lifestyle for some, many have taken it to define the highest state of quality for an action or event.
I was going to the park," Thomas said, "But I decided it would be cooler to hang out with you instead." Andrew raised both thumbs up to his face and smiled awkwardly. "Cool deal!
Cool Deal by ThisIsntAwkward June 20, 2011

cool shoe shine 

The "cool shoe shine" is something that Noodle tells you to acquire in the song 19-2000. It is unknown what the cool shoe shine is, or the method you are supposed to use to acquire it, but it is clear this object has some importance to Noodle, due to it being one of the few things she can say in English.
Get the cooooool, get the cool shoe shine!
cool shoe shine by ყззㅜ December 2, 2020

Cool story, bro 

Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".
Person 1: "I think people who listen to metal are mindless idiots."

Person 2: "Cool story, bro."
Cool story, bro by thefoureyedfox February 28, 2009

Cool Story Hansel 

A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.

The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.

It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.

Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."

Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
Cool Story Hansel by Ksbunker March 27, 2007

Cool Breeze 

Sunglasses on Chilling in the Corner not socializing with anyone. But looking cool as fuck.

That is Dylan Rieder a Cool Breeze.
Cool Breeze by Moonka September 20, 2011