Coltz Broke

The rock bottom of bankruptcy, an endless cycle of despair and depression.

Person 1: I can't play Tarkov bro, I've reached rock bottom!
Person 2: What do you mean? Just scav to get some money back.
Person 1: I-I-I can't bro. I'm Coltz Broke.
Person 2: Dear god...

by chadrat April 19, 2021

Broke boi

Person that is not that wealthy.

omg 28 dollars for cookies it’s 4 bags 🛍 ️ ️ , that’s 7, 7 dollars . i know, i knooooow math is hard when you are an idiot buttaaaa if you are a broke boi just say so 💁🏻 ♀ ️

by cookiemane November 20, 2023

Broke boy behaviour

A man who does not have any money and exhibits bum behaviour

Girl 1: He asked me on a date and to split the bill when the check came
Girl 2: Ew, that’s that broke boy behaviour

by stargworlll March 03, 2022

heat broke

Having no money in your bank account because it all goes toward energy bills used to keep your air conditioning running during a hot summer.

Why is Arizona so hot?? I'm going heat broke!

by runmack February 27, 2011

Broke Blindness

When you just get paid and you spend your cash unnecessarily even though you may have been struggling beforehand; a cycle.

Jimmy has broke blindness, he used his paycheck to buy a new TV even though he has a gallon of gas left and no food.

by Box_o_Foxes June 06, 2024

if it ain't broke, then break it

A goofy spoof of the motto “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it “.

Guy 1: I got a new Tv!
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan March 07, 2023

beat you broke

To beat someone so bad it causes the change in their pocket and the cash in their wallet to fall out, the loss of all their investments and belongings, and to continue pummeling the person to total financial ruin where they owe the total world debt, approximately $190 trillion.

Barney: “Look, I got a two dollar winner”.

Andy: “I’m gonna beat you broke and send you the bill!”

by IGKYA53 May 11, 2020