Essex County Battering Ram

A plastic chip of a certain thickness that is used to jimmy open locked doors. Bus passes are too thin, but an old expired credit card is just thick enough.

We let ourselves into Fritz's office using the old Essex County Battering Ram. Then we cleaned him out.

by Lightnin' Roy March 14, 2008

ghetto blaster

An electronic device carried on the shoulder of an illiterate, inconsiderate slob. Its sole purpose is to make white folks angry.

Shauntay got his ghetto blaster on his shoulder today.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

ghetto blasters

homemade alcoholic beverages, often made of mouthwash

I was getting wasted on ghetto blasters last night

by Jake HHLD January 10, 2009

butt blaster

the act ejecting seman into a womans anus

tom gave cindy the butt blaster

by Mr.Seaman October 25, 2003

blasterless

wihtout posession of a blaster

I have no ghetto blaster (boom box). I am blasterless.

by Bill Jones March 28, 2004

blasterball

the single greatest game ever invented

Boy1- I'm gonna go play some Blasterball

Boy2- I just turned homosexual

by Dacks December 30, 2007

batter on

In Ireland, the term means to "head off" or "leave." It can refer to leaving anywhere at all.

"Right lads, I'm gonna batter on here now"

"Alright, cya later."

by jitsuka May 6, 2008