Bill Clinton 

This is something that Ah actually said on the night of September 27, 2003 in a "secret" Adult's bar in New York City:
"Fuck me please Ah am very gay. Wanna know mah fuckin name? it is Blowjob. Aka: Billy Boy. AKA: Bill Clinton The Ass Fucker. Peeps, Ah really like men, 'specially there asses;......so fuck me."

The only reason Ah'm puttin mah quote here is because Ah furgot to put it in mah book: My Life.

Bill Clinton by Bill Clinton December 7, 2004

Bill Clinton 

To lie and commit perjury before a federal grand jury.

Holy shit, that witness just Bill Clintoned.

Bill Clinton by ToTheBone March 6, 2015

Bill O'Reilly

Investigative reporter who broadcasts the show "The O'Reilly Factor" on FoxNews. Sometimes accused of having a conservative bias and other times accused of having a liberal bias in his general actions.

Bill O'Reilly's beliefs as stated in his book "The No Spin Zone".

Believes the government wastes huge portions of your money.

Believes that global warming is real.

Believes that the green movement has hurt responsible energy exploration in America.

Does not believe in the death penalty.

Does not believe in abortion, but would not outlaw it.

Believes in the control of hard drugs, but would legalize marijuana.

Does not believe in the current tax system and would prefer to institute a national sales tax instead.

Believes that America should keep the most powerful armed forces in the world.

Believes that cars should be designed with more fuel efficiency.

Believes that the military should be placed on the borders to thwart illegal immigration and drug trafficking.

Is he liberal, conservative, or somewhere inbetween?? You decide.

Bill O'Reilly by J. Malik December 21, 2005

Bill Nye 

Bill Nye is a science guy who is very funny and he likes jelly donuts,

"Bill Nye the science guy."

Bill Nye by Willy nelly May 5, 2017

Bill Clinton 

President who likes the BJ's. So what. I don't know about you, but I like my president to be nice and relaxed.

Bill Clinton likes to have relations with people better looking than his wife. Oh no.

Bill Clinton by Red January 29, 2005

bill clinton 

Man who lied under oath before the supreme court of the United states. Commonly compared to George W. Bush, his successor, who managed to avoid being tried for his crimes against America by instituting a commitee of right wing fundamentalist christians while the media's attention was diverted by his numerous, and humorous blunders.

Bill Clinton poorly led his countrymen by getting his dick sucked in office. If only this man had come after G.W. Bush, he could have followed his example of getting oil at the expense of American lives (thousands of them). Stupid Bill didn't even think of how readily his soldiers would sacrifice thier lives so their parents could still drive fords and chevys (even though they had been produced in outsourced factories).

A rose between 2 thorns....or is it a rose between 2 Bushes (I forget how that saying goes)

ALL HAIL GEORGE W. BUSH, KING OF THE OILFIELDS!!!!!!!!!

Bill Clinton was powerless to prevent the onslaught on human rights at the hands of George "Dubbleyah" Bush, his successor.

bill clinton by Partisan Milne April 18, 2006

Bill Clinton 

42nd President of the United States, thought to be our first black President because he dated fat white chicks!

Dat gangsta pulls a Bill Clinton every weekend by boning a new fat white chick!

Bill Clinton by BigBird1017 March 18, 2008