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Bike Nonce

It's time to get this new term, in use around the uk, into the urban dictionary.
A bike nonce is a person, usually a man of a certain age, that takes to dressing in lycra, head cam, bell attached to their bicycle and other accessories while having an over inflated view of themselves, triggered by other road users not allowing them free reign while not paying for the maintenance of the road, but having alot to say about their views, put over as fact, while actively targeting other road users To get off on reporting them for transgressions only a cyclist sees an issue, while ignoring road laws themselves and see no issue in this.
They're not self aware or able to leave others to their lives as they have a "cause" to push and by god they will be heard.
Jeremy Vine became a bike nonce filming from his head cam to gain attention and self importance

A bike nonce is regulary dressed in head to toe in lycra, ignoring red lights and other Road laws however thinks its saving the world by going for a cycle
by British and proud March 19, 2024
mugGet the Bike Noncemug.

We Bike

We bike (phrase, slang — Florida State Seminoles football fandom)
A tongue‑in‑cheek rallying cry used by Florida State fans after the team secures a win following a loss, a losing streak, or an overall losing season. Often shared with a wink of self‑awareness, it playfully signals “we’re back” — but with the knowing humor of those who’ve endured the rough stretch. IYKYK.
We bike!!!!
by Bigwils September 9, 2025
mugGet the We Bikemug.

bike brain

A person who refuses to acknowledge that not everyone wishes to ride a bicycle.
Adam and Gaz suffer from chronic bike brain.
by Larry L January 29, 2024
mugGet the bike brainmug.

Bike Ride

When all the discord losers see eachother in real life after months and in a hundred meter radius from their houses.
Damn bro, the fucken losers went out for the first time for a shitty bike ride
by TheSajadFucker69 November 5, 2020
mugGet the Bike Ridemug.

Biked

Because riding a bike takes longer to get you to your destination, the term biked refers to when it takes a while to get a partner to cum.
Stephanie is so hot but I literally biked for an hour before she came.
by Maibig Toeishairy October 17, 2022
mugGet the Bikedmug.

Bike-kakki

When you slather your bike/motorbike in foam or soap, giving it the appearance of a Bukkake
I’ve just given my bike a Bike-kakki. She looks so grateful
by anonymous October 25, 2020
mugGet the Bike-kakkimug.

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