beridden

When you are sleeping with a partner or friend and you are robbed of all the blankets/ covers, left stranded and shivering.

“Why are you grumpy this morning?”
“Because every time I woke up I was beridden!!”
“ So sorry, you must have been rather cold”

by Polliipocket May 13, 2024

beridden

To be robbed of the blankets/ covers while lying in bed with someone. Specifically when they wrap themselves in the and you cannot get it back without reasonable force.

“Why are you so grumpy this morning babe?”
“ Because every time I woke up I was beridden!!”

by Polliipocket May 13, 2024

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

bert

A disabled piece of shit, usually very rude. Always wears a hat and sits in his chair.

has a fine mom though

bert is a bad person
you see bert? he’s disabled.

by momsaremylife March 21, 2024

Berder

Its like calling someone brother but saying in a context that you would say bruh. Usually when something sudden happens.

“ Berder stop”, “What Berder”, or simply “ BERDERRRR”

by phiaatplay December 12, 2024

Berder

Its like saying brother, but in the context when you say bruh.

“Berder what!” , “Wait berder!”, or “BERDER!”

by phiaatplay December 12, 2024