by stupid chris January 24, 2026
Get the Bender mug.Bender goggles: Are an extreme, amplified version of beer goggles—after many days of partying, no sleep, and a binge of alcohol and drugs, you think you've met someone incredibly attractive—like a perfect 10—but once you sober up, you realize they’re actually a 1 or 2, and you wake up with both a terrible hangover and deep regret as your friends never let you forget it.
Lee: Bruv, I’m never going on a bender again. I realized I slept with a pig. She looked like a Britney when I had my bender goggles on. LOL.
Frankie: LOL you muppet, I'm going to
take your man card off you bruv. LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frankie: LOL you muppet, I'm going to
take your man card off you bruv. LOL.
Lee: LOL.
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