Noah Beck

Mr thick neck bish.

"Noah Beck, what the heck, why does everyone make fun of your neck"

by Strawberry shortcake🐮🍓 October 30, 2020

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable

- Sun Tzu

Guy 1: "Give me an Alpha Male Quote"
Guy 2: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable"

by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022

becatted

Held down by one or more cats sitting or sleeping on you on a bed or in a chair.

Sorry I couldn't get up -- I was becatted.

by Shoaler October 17, 2010

Beckhamed

To throw up like David Beckham has recently done after soccer (a/k/a "football") workouts.

I was out so late last night that after 30 minutes on the treadmill I totally beckhamed!

by Kstilz January 11, 2008

Because 7

An phrase used to answer any stupid "why?" questions.

"Why aren't you dating my friend?"
"Because 7."

Or

"Why are you smiling?"
"Because 7!"

by TheJollyR May 21, 2010

becking

“becking.” To be “becked” is to be held up as such an evil and destructiv­e person that someone, somewhere, will interpret it as a call to eliminate that problem/person through violence.

This term is named after a fox news commentator that spews rhetoric often "targeting" specific individuals.

That guy is such a becker (someone who becks others). Glen Beck is a becker, Palin is a becker... what does that rhyme with.

That fox news commentator is becking that non-republican politician.

by InformedCitizen_huffpo January 11, 2011