babes in toyland

A metaphorical term used by older perverts to describe underage girls at public places like the mall or playgrounds.

Old man: Damn sonny women didn't have booties like that back in my day.
Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon)
Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland!

Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?

by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016

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indian babes

(◕‿◕)WELCOME(◕‿◕)
TO ●Indian♥babeS●
¶Lu©ky❤monY¶
A°honest°INDIAN BABES IS══►
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☞ believes in you● ¶LOVE¶
☞ walks by ur side● ¶IS¶
☞ raises your spirit● ¶DIVINE¶
☞ never judges you● ♥♥♥♥♥♥
☞ clams down ur fears● ¶FEEL¶
☞ accepts you as you are● ¶IT¶

━━━━━━━━━━━━━
.๑۩۩.INDIAN BABES.۩۩๑.
♥it's a friendly chat group♥
♥THANKS FOR JOINING♥
(LUCKY IS A FRIENDLY GUY)
...•°۩♦J0___й___MO♦۩°•...

(OWNER)
◄═♦▒♞THANK ☆ YOU♞▒♦═►

INDIAN BABES r always lovable & decent....

by jonee3211 January 11, 2012

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babesque

in the essence of baby; babylike

It puts the lotion on its skin and then it will be babesque.

by SEX MACHINA May 1, 2005

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Babeski

A polish girlfiend.

Hey, I am going to grab dinner with my babeski, before we go to the bar.

by MarriedABabeski July 30, 2016

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Babies

Cute

Babies in the tv series friends are so cute!

by BadBxtch4life November 1, 2018

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No babies died

A common phrase said when somebody is making a big deal out of something that has little or no meaning. Used to place said issue into a larger world perspective. Most frequently used when silencing whiny bitches in online forums.

I don't even know your mom; it was a joke. No babies died, no need to overreact.

by joshknifer May 15, 2015

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