When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.
by Da_Goat_1 October 9, 2025
Get the "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ingmug. The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.
by Lemonysnicketsdaughter April 20, 2024
Get the Ask the cow!mug. 
A rhetorical question, often used by the toxic people in our day.
When people use the phrase “who asked?” It could be because
the person is not interested in what you are saying or simply
because they want to be narcissistic in their opinion or
just want to bring you down with a toxic blow when all you
Wanted to do is to share a conversation. Below is a list of examples
to defend yourself from this unoriginal and nonsensical phrase.
When people use the phrase “who asked?” It could be because
the person is not interested in what you are saying or simply
because they want to be narcissistic in their opinion or
just want to bring you down with a toxic blow when all you
Wanted to do is to share a conversation. Below is a list of examples
to defend yourself from this unoriginal and nonsensical phrase.
Example 1:
Jim:I have completed all my homework in a day!
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:No one asked whether I asked.
The ultimate defense.
Example 2:
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:Does anyone have to ask?
Hit it to them straight to their face and they’ll have their mouths strapped in no time.
Jim:I have completed all my homework in a day!
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:No one asked whether I asked.
The ultimate defense.
Example 2:
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:Does anyone have to ask?
Hit it to them straight to their face and they’ll have their mouths strapped in no time.
by MargarineDub February 3, 2023
Get the Who askedmug. The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.
by RomanFoam March 1, 2022
Get the Top Ten Times I Askedmug. by Jedudod September 14, 2021
Get the National ask your crush outmug. On this day, March 13th, you have to ask out “her”. This means ask her to be your girlfriend (or make it un-open, where you don’t talk to others), give her your hoodie, and do relationship things with her. Flowers, jewelry, stuffed animals, etc., are great options too. These don’t have to be given on March 13th.
Emma : “Guess what!?”
John : “What?”
Emma : “It’s National ask her out day. I hope Brad asks me.”
John : “Oh, so should i ask out Sarah?”
Emma : “Of course! Every girl wants that.”
John : “What?”
Emma : “It’s National ask her out day. I hope Brad asks me.”
John : “Oh, so should i ask out Sarah?”
Emma : “Of course! Every girl wants that.”
by UrbanDictonaray March 3, 2023
Get the National ask her out daymug.