Apple chimi

An apple chimi is similar to a blumpkin. While someone(male) is on a toilet his female partner has the male place his penis in her asshole while having intercourse the male begins to deficate into the toilet. While the male is deficating the female urinates at the same time while having anal sex and that is an apple chimi.

"Wow nick i cant believe you did an apple chimi with your cousin."

"Sally its my birthday and all i want is an apple chimi."

"One time when i was detoxing and havent taken a shit in a week a girl i met in rehab gave me an apple chimi."

by Fight club fam August 7, 2016

Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013

apple family

a family which only uses Mac computers

son "hey dad can i get a windows computer"

dad " sorry son we are an apple family"

by wh1tet1m October 28, 2014

Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

by God Left Us May 6, 2019

Wizard Apple

An apple that falls from the tree and lands in the Lake of Merlin. Being engulfed by the water of Lake Merlin, transcends the apple into a mystical magical warrior. This warrior fears nothing but the evil Grapefruit, which has the ability to drain the mighty Wizard Apple of all his powers.

Matt Repollet- Original Wizard Apple

Shout outs to Frosted Flakes and that one Crest Sparkling Toothpaste.

by Boonzing May 26, 2011

AppL P1e

The best video gamer out there

When you die to AppL P1e, you should say gg and not be a toxic loser

by That wise Greek person April 24, 2022

apple slapping

An act performed when you bang your girl's vagina backdoor style and your apple bag slaps violently against her thighs making a clapping sound as if a tidal wave is pounding the coastline

Boy,Kevin was apple slapping Heather's vagina with a top speed of 40 knots

by BIG T 49 July 6, 2017