by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020
The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.
Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days
by snoopdoggo October 13, 2021
A funny looking thot that would, not fit to be a teacher. Also a person who looks like a salamander and would take her anger out on a person to make herself feel better
by That Boiiii November 7, 2019
by Fartnut Fatrineteoidfnsf June 3, 2021
No one compares to Alexander Brantingham. He is loving, kind, thoughtful, and strong. He has the most stunning eyes that you could stare at forever. Green and blue. He has a gentle smile that melts you from the inside out. He has an amazing personality and makes for the best boyfriend. He is loyal, understanding, and calm. He may not have completely faith in himself but he’s always tried his best. He will always make you smile and make you feel heard. Alexander is like no one else and is one of a kind.
by thedumbbrunette June 1, 2022
An absolutely great guy, even though he got rejected many times, one of which was a very hefty blow, he still keeps on going and is one of the best looking guys up you I’ll ever meet.
by Huzza March 17, 2020
A wierd but talented skater boy, mean but chill, hes ugly but hes the funniest guy you know, dont let him go
by Eatdatbananaheehee November 23, 2019