Abuse Per Spam

Like 'Pay Per Click' and 'Cost Per Click, 'Abuse Per Spam' refers to the rate of abuse one goes through because of internal spamming. Internal spamming is all about colleagues sending unwanted and unsolicited information to each other.

Gagan's Abuse Per Spam has reached the peak levels now. We need to do something!

by KSS007 August 25, 2011

abused that mic

The attempt and epic fail at Karaoke.

That girl was at the bar and abused that mic so bad that she got a bottle thrown at her head.

by That_Guy_Yup_Him September 17, 2011

abstintatious

Verb - to refrain from having swag. (Pronounced ab-stin-tay-shus)

She wanted a guy who was abstintatious, not some jerk who only cared about her boobs.

by dramaqueen1612 September 21, 2012

Abstract Mind.

Sam Book.

"hey Sam, can I have help with this problem?"
"Of course, I mean I have an abstract mind."

by kfnkdnv October 21, 2013

Abstephoria

The fear of being sober.

Did you see Brian? He's always drunk...
Yea, I think he has abstephoria

by Hippie_Aura April 16, 2015

Abstinence

When you don't do the fuck

I hate thinking of sentences, so here's the word abstinence.

by ihatethinkingofnames May 20, 2015

abstangravated

When a person has abstained from sex too long and becomes bitchy. Derived from the root words abstained and aggravated. It can be used to describe a person who is purposefully withholding sex for their moral beliefs resulting in a bitter distemper. It can also be applied to people who have been denied sexual intercourse for too long and develop a snarky attitude.

My girlfriend became adstangravated by the 4th day of her period, I hope it is over soon.

Sorry I am acting so abstangravated I have not had sex in a while.

by wordproctologist December 6, 2015