flying land squid

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.

"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"

"Dude no way! You to!"

by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010

squid

A term used in the Navy to identify a sailor

Teller of tall tales,them be squids!

by Fat Freddie Freak May 19, 2018

044 squid game

BEST BITCH EVER!!

A: I'm so cunty I feel like 044 squid game
B: guide me Joan of arc

by Billie Goudmonsdottir Haus 123 July 8, 2025

i am squid

A nice Human/squid is polite generous and is very smart

Guy #1 I am squid
Guy #2 what does that even mean?

by anonymous November 11, 2020

sidewalk squid

Used condom found on a sidewalk or in a parking lot. You don’t want to step on it.

Watch your step! I’ve stepped on a sidewalk squid walking through this neighborhood.

by Philexicon January 1, 2024

Squid Game

a VERY overrated show on netflix

Person 1: Have you ever watched squid game? It's so good!

Person 2: No

by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall November 20, 2021

Squid game

A very bad english dub of a good korean TV show.

"Hey bro this looks like squid game!"
"It do look like squid game"

by CCP Chairman December 1, 2021