goose poop

An alcoholic shot consisting of Grey Goose vodka and Jaegermiester. Tastes the way goose poop does.

Hey man, take this shot. "EWWWW it tastes like goose poop!" yeah dude. We're so cool.

by steelnip April 3, 2008

goose hole

another word for one's anus.

I need to sneak into the bathroom and grease up my goose hole.

by juanyswany November 21, 2015

sneaky goose

when you like to be sneaky

devon was a sneaky goose and went to the liquor store when we weren’t looking

by swagdaddy750450 September 10, 2022

aboosing the goose

A Canadian euphemism for mastrubation.
The only right way of saying it is with a Canadian accent.

Examples:
"Logan's gone again. Must be aboosin' the goose somewhere, eh?"

"I was drunkely aboosing my goose in my igloo, when I heard a scratching sound. I wondered what it was all aboot, but it was my trusty moose , so instead of aboosing the goose I went aboosing the moose with a lot of booze."

by Potato_Harvest January 6, 2018

Grey Goosed

When drinking grey goose lands you in hospital with a blood alcohol content of 0.280 and ends with vomiting on yourself In the shower with your mate having to help your drunk ass out of the shower and into bed.

Last night Amy got grey goosed

by Classic Amy July 13, 2019

grumpy goose

to be overly grumpy and yelling at people on the internet for no reason like Taylor "Southern" Pomeroy.

Tayler - "YOUR SO DUMB, WHY CANT U HIT HIM ONCE, I HIT HIM IN THE FOOT 4 TIMES WITH AK"

Tyzr - "Your just a grumpy goose, its for fun"

by killminder October 16, 2008

goose-neck

verb: to give a male oral-pleasure.

That dirty bitch Lisa goose-necked about twenty cats last night.

by Dee November 11, 2003