yo mama

The person who keeps calling me

Yo, man, yo mama needs to stop calling me. I'm runnin' out of minutes on my cell phone.

by CDG January 22, 2004

yo momma

Means if someone says your ugly etc... that it is a smart comeback. It really just insults the persons mom.

Bully:"Your so ugly I can't even face that direction!!! "Ha,ha,ha!

Nerd: "Yo Mamma!!!

*Smack*

by AQUA16 May 13, 2005

ey yo

1. A greeting
2. A way to begin any sentence that makes no sense

1. ey yo, what's up?
2. ey yo na sucka

by i like race cars March 5, 2003

yo mamma

The most scripted, forced reality TV show on MTV, more-so than the real world. Hosted by fez from that 70's show, they make a huge deal out of critiquing disses to make the show seem interesting.

Have you seen the latest episode of yo mamma?
No.

by Johnny26 May 6, 2006

yo daddy

used instead of using yo mamma in a comeback.

yo daddy is so stupid he went to a 69er's game to get some ass.

by Fat-pie April 29, 2006

Yo Mama

yo mama

Yo mamas so ugly she owes my dog fuck money.
Yo mama's like a drug store, open 24hrs a day.

by Pikey Tom November 19, 2003

yo mama

1.) The one who gave birth to you.
2.) A possible greeting to your mother.
3.) The greatest types of insult jokes ever made.
4.) Who I slept with last night.
5.) The one who would die if she knew about your shady dealings in the cocaine trade.

Yo Mama Jokes:
Popular since the dawn of the 90s and still growing. Yo mama, bitch.

by Ryan October 16, 2004