Waffles

The almighty enemy of pancakes. Delicious.

Did somebody say "Waffles?" I'm hungry.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

Cheesy Waffle

1. a waffle covered with a lot of cheese

2. used in place of all derogative terms

3. used to describe a person, place/event, or thing that should be described as fails, but calling them fails would an insult to fails everywhere

1. I ate a cheesy waffle.

2. That cheesy waffle (motherfucker) jacked my car!

3. Your mom is a cheesy waffle.

by Vongola1208 January 19, 2011

Belgian Waffle Iron

When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.

Wow, Bobby just gave Kate a massive Belgian waffle iron!

by R4G1NGERM4N1 November 13, 2011

Sexual Waffles

When two waffles low each other very much and create a baby. Can be used as a random phrase.

"Sexual Waffles," the guy on the bus screamed.

by sheerio1234 May 1, 2016

Street Waffle

A piece of poop on that has been stepped on, smashing it into the imprint of a shoe sole.

Goddamnit, I just made a street waffle. My shoes are gonna smell like shit all day.

by Kazooble October 10, 2016

Whiffy Waffle

Smelly Vagina

That Girl Has One Whiffy Waffle

by CarFlo_Is_Bae July 4, 2016

Cum waffle

A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.

Last night Kristen was being such a cum waffle I wanted to punch her in the face

by emma sinclair November 3, 2016