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wankstance

The way you stand during sexual intercourse involving a woman man and a sponge
Becky: Diego’s wankstance is soooo good!
Tracy: Even better than Marcus and his sponge?!
Becky: Yeah defiantly! He had me orgasming twice as much as Marcus did!
by Pablo Indabar October 26, 2020
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Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.
Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"
by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020
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w0nks

Maria’s spin off of the word wonky
It was looking just very w0nks
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wankstead

Someone who is a retarded disabled person, with the intention of masturbating as well as being an asshole
You’re a fat fuck
Shut the fuck up you wankstead”
by Noodleman234 March 31, 2021
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Windshield Wiper

When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.
She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
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Wankstrosity

Something that is that awful, ridiculous or terrible that it is beyond wanky and being a monstrosity.
Wankstrosity is a portmanteau of "wank" and "monstrosity"
"Isn't how the government is handling the pandemic a wankstrosity"
"Your mum's cooking is a wankstrosity"
"Your shagging technique is a wankstrosity, I'd rather bang a wank sock"
by McManicmaniac February 27, 2021
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Windshield Wiper

When you give a guy a handjob and he cums all over his stomach and you take the ejaculatories and spread it like a good piece of buttered toast with the erect penis back and forth like a windshield wiper on his stomach.
Damn, this bitch gave me a windshield wiper this morning and the crusty cum is falling off me like dander of stripper
by Angry trouser trout May 27, 2021
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