Hockey People

Ice Hockey players that see figure skaters as weak children wearing skimpy uniforms. You will most often see hockey people man-spreading on the ice. If you are not sure what they look like, they are compatible to a bow-legged gorilla when on the ice. They often say that they hate figure skaters, when really they are just jealous that them bow legged gorillas can't ever move like a glorious figure skater.

"Look at those dudes other there, they're such hockey people."

by FigureskatingYASS February 3, 2022

hockey manager

a girl who signs up to ride the bus, take stats and fill the water bottles for their school hockey team. basically she just wants to flirt/screw the entire hockey team.

i wish i could be a hockey manager

by cocochanel June 15, 2019

Field Hockey

The Best Sport Ever!!!!

I Play Field Hockey On Mondays...

by Potter.Fan1234 August 7, 2021

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023

hockey hoe

Women who come to the rink dressed like they are straight out of the jersey shore cast. They act like they are the hottest thing to walk on gods green earth but in reality they are far from it. Their main goal is to attempt to attract pro hockey players but they end up attracting nothing but run down hosers instead. How to spot a hockey hoe: Overly tanned skin, dark hair with blonde highlights, tons of makeup, short shorts and random player tee.

Yo George did you see that hockey hoe who jumped in front of my car to get an autograph?

by DropShotDangles July 19, 2017

indoor field hockey

A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.

Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go

by Fhockey January 12, 2017

Booger Hockey

A game in which two players sit across a table from each other, pick their noses, place their boogers on the table, and simultaneously flick them with their fingers towards their opponents.

Don't eat it! Lets play booger hockey!

by norgler December 14, 2012