winter cum

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season.

"I can't believe it's spring already! My balls are still filled with winter cum!"

by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

Winter

She is a beautiful girl. She is very clean. She is very nice. She is loyal to her friends and boyfriend. If you have a "Winter" in your life be grateful never reject an Winter.

Winter is the prettiest girl I've seen in my life!

by WintyMintyGaming April 13, 2019

Winter Wonderland

The place your friends told you you were all going that one night in high school. You followed them and they took you to a club. Flashing your fake IDs, you proceeded to absent-mindedly wander into the bathroom and ask, "Is this the Winter Wonderland?" To which they respond, "Not yet." while Whipping out a bag of white powder. they pour the substance over the counter and use the fake ID's to shape them into linear mounds. When asked who was going to go first, you volunteered. Knowing what to do from pop culture, you lower your head and inhale through your nose. Asking once more if you have reached the Winter Wonderland, Jeremy, the hot jock replies "Yes, Yes we are."

The dimension you find yourself in on a cocaine high

"No", said Garrett, but I have always wanted to go back to that Winter Wonderland

by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 12, 2020

winter jeer

the opposite of winter cheer, a winter jeer is a taunt at those suffering a had winter

From the Gulf Coast, Craig sent Midwestern Clark a late-January winter jeer - a selfie of Craig sipping fresh-squeezed orange juice on his veranda.

by Hopkins21 January 25, 2020

Whiter's Block

A condition associated with many white people, whereby they are unable to understand how other races are being oppressed and don't understand the need for their individual political movements.

"Hey, did you see Dave saying it should be All Lives Matter instead of Black Lives Matter?"

"Yeah, Dave has a bad case of Whiter's Block"

by steelyj49 June 1, 2020

Whiter than a klan member's sheets

When something white is so clean you swear that a klan member might steal it

"I cleaned that sink until it was Whiter than a klan member's sheets."

by Bleach all ur problems away September 22, 2020

Shelley Winters

Character from the popular webcomic, Scary-Go-Round. In the words of john allison: "Loveable, slightly annoying ingenue. Likes things that are fun. Works as the mayor's assistant. Has a funny way of talking. Accident prone. Became a zombie once. Has enemies in the world of the deep."

Shelly: Fallon?
Fallon: Shelly?
Shelly: He was an Argentinian agent! He was here to save me and the monkeys!

by mauseman August 24, 2005