concrete weather

Freezing, Icy cold

"Today was some fucking concrete weather".

by momma-G October 12, 2014

the weather underground

A secret cult of the weather men. It is like the Illuminati but better, they control the weather.

It's hailing, CURSE YOU THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND

by hb831 March 5, 2015

Fair Weather Fan

A rubbish follower of a team that won’t ever bet his friends when it comes to his or her team.

Rick won’t bet anything on his Seminoles because he fears his team sucks and can’t win. He is now a fair weather fan because he stopped believing in his team.

by Aguas August 12, 2019

blunt wetter

a person who wets the blunt with their mouth

person 1: you tryna light this blunt?
person 2: don’t pass it to john he’s a blunt wetter

by y0udontknowmee November 25, 2022

Milquetoast Weather

Noun. AKA; "Milk Toast Weather"
Name for periods of severe weather which cause panic shopping items like Milk and Bread.
Derives it's meaning from Milquetoast, a bland meal whose primary ingredients are Milk and Bread.

Tom: "Uh oh, did you see the forecast? Big snowstorm coming, looks like Milquetoast weather."
Jenny: "Crud. I'll go to the store, we need to stock up on bread and milk."

by Uncle McFlirty March 13, 2023

cock-and-balls weather

Describes the snowy weather conditions favourable to the drawing of a giant cock-and-balls.

Hey Frans, get your drawing shoes ready. There's cock-and-balls weather predicted for the weekend.

by cwaigy December 1, 2010

Brimful Of Asha Weather

When the temperature reaches over 15° outside in the UK and the sun is shining, So you are allowed play the song Brimful of Asha (Norman Cook Remix), which we all know is the most summery song of all time.

“Hey you know it’s going to be 20° degrees and sunny outside!”

“No way, that’s Brimful Of Asha weather if you ask me, get the song on now!”

by Twistingmymelonman March 31, 2021