Lil Wayne

God.

According To Me Lil Wayne Is God!

Lil Wayne by Johnny Chimpo The Third July 6, 2010

Lil Wayne

The previous definitions for Lil Wayne (Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.) are extremely biased and ignore his genius and success. He has made 9 albums, 23 singles, and 15 mixtapes. Not to mention well over 350 guest appearances. With a few film roles, numerous television appearances, and countless concert tours, he proves his mainstream popularity. In addition he has been given for 62 different awards and 129 nominations.

He also continues dominating the mixtape scene with over 2 million total downloads just from DatPiff.com alone, not to mention other sites.

He also created his own record label Young Money Entertainment, which has released (as of 9/5/11) 4 #1 albums.

So to sum things up:

Weezy= Best ever
Faggots who create bitch ass definitions saying he sucks ass = cocksuckers that need to die

Byeeeeeeeeee!!!

Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive!! End of discussion!!

YMCMB, bitch!!

Lil Wayne by Weezy_F_Baby September 6, 2011

john wayne 

As in "take a John Wayne".
To poop.
Derivative of dookie, to dook (or duke). Since John Wayne is "The Duke", taking a John Wayne is taking a crap.

Dude, I have to drop a sweet Wayne.
Well, I have to go meet John Wayne.

john wayne by mug663 December 29, 2006

Jordan Wayne Martin 

The best guy you will ever find. he always know what to say to make you feel better and make you smile when your sad or upset. He never makes you feel ugly or unloved he will always let you know how much you mean to him and make you feel special. Any girl would be lucky to find someone like him but that won't happen because he has already been found and claimed forever. i love him with all my heart and i hope he never forgets that.

That guy is so sweet and awesome his name must be Jordan Wayne Martin.

Jordan Wayne Martin by Jordan's GF January 29, 2010

BTWM (Bobby Tanner Wayne May) 

A sickness of retardation that started in the Marine Corps. It started when a Marine was so stupid that other Marines became a retard.

Marine 2+2=4.You must have the BTWM (Bobby Tanner Wayne May) cause you sure are dumb

BTWM (Bobby Tanner Wayne May) by masonjar93 December 18, 2013

john wayne toilet paper 

A term for when the cardboard tube of a depleted roll of toilet paper is used as toilet paper.

"Man, I was out of good toilet paper so, I had to use the john wayne toilet paper" Jake said. His roommates replied "I see. So you had to use the empty roll."

john wayne toilet paper by Morrison House February 16, 2008

lil wayne

some say he's responsible for the death of hip-hop.
he's got money, sold millions of albums, and has better similes in his rhymes than someone could put in an essay. his flow deserves more credit than it gets. i want to see all of you who diss weezy to come up with shit like his

Lil Wayne Similes, Lil Wayne Metaphors, Lil Wayne Flow
"Dog I got cake like everyday's my birthday."
"You know you give good brain like you graduated from a good school."
"Ya bitch on my pipe, she like a crack addict."
"We be poppin champagne like we won a championship game."
"I'm ballin like rawlings n spalding."
"I'm a beast, i'm a dog, i should rap with a muzzle."
"Peyton Manning flow, i just go no huddle."
"I'im a crazy ass star like a fuckin asterisk."

lil wayne by thishere93 April 17, 2010