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The Wipe Start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up in that cornhole with a big wad of toilet paper and jam it in there, wiping vigorously from front to back. Works like a charm.
I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse The Wipe Start. Floodgates open!
by BallzDeeeeeeeeep March 8, 2023
mugGet the The Wipe Startmug.

Wipe one

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)
Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”
by Dead step sister April 7, 2024
mugGet the Wipe onemug.

nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.
I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.
by bluelagoon January 15, 2010
mugGet the nine wipesmug.

Viet Kong Wipe

After a poop no matter how much wiping you do you can’t clear everything out. You know there’s more in the tunnel but you’re never able to reach it all.
I have some major itching going on this morning after a battle with a nasty Viet Kong Wipe.
by HouseFace May 23, 2025
mugGet the Viet Kong Wipemug.

the wipe

Continuously wiping your anal cavity after dropping a particularly juicy load of fecal matter. Usually after passing flatulence, you feel a wet sensation, and once you wipe once more, it's like you never wiped in the first place. Also known as "swamp ass."
"My ass hole is leaking, I must have the wipe!"
by silverbackjp November 6, 2013
mugGet the the wipemug.

Pussy Wipe

A person that is so stupid and illiterate that they don't understand how the alphabet works and makes the mistake of defining the word "wipe" with the definition of the word "whip", ironically making himself look exactly like a pussy wipe himself.
Once upon a time there was a little dumbass that went on urban dictionary to define the word pussy whip but thought it was spelled pussy wipe because he didn't know how to spell or define it in the first place and he lived crappily ever after.
by SuperMegaAsshole June 8, 2022
mugGet the Pussy Wipemug.

No Baby Wipes

I ain"t dealin with no baby wipes
by TimmyTim14 January 16, 2019
mugGet the No Baby Wipesmug.

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