winter legs

when one hasn't shaved their legs for at least 3 months. usually occurs in winter, that's why it's called winter legs. single people have this the most, as they are, well, single, and they have no one who will see their legs in winter.

girl 1: hey should i switch to summer legs or keep it winter?
girl 2: of course switch to summer, winter legs are fucking disgusting.
girl 1: but no one would see my legs, i'm not going outside anyway...
girl 2: shave it, ok? maybe then you'll stop whining about not having a boyfriend...

by supergorilla May 10, 2014

winter salt

What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".

I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.

by QuacksO January 12, 2017

Winter Breeze

when you ejaculate in a girl's nose and she sneezes it out

We came inside from the cold and I gave her a Winter Breeze.

by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016

Winter

Winter is drop dead gorgeous - SLAY queen

He's such a winter

by TamTamCXIX September 28, 2022

Winter berries

A Toilet Paper Dingle Berry. Usually a result of unkept bushes.

Was gonna eat her booty but there was butt hair growing winter berries.

Or
Im eating her snapper and it was seasoned with yellow winter berries so I had to send it back to remove the garnish.

by Rkna1 February 20, 2018

winter of 69

Your first 69 while your partner is wearing hair shorts.

Hey Steve, did you ever hook up with hippie girl Laura?

Yeah, it was my winter of 69.

by bluasponte January 12, 2018

winter babies

weird and cool. you like the cold and refuse to wear a coat. even though you love the cold and wind, you pefer a warm bath. you love snow but hate making things out of it. let me guess, your favourite animals could be..: cat, fox, leopard, tiger, lion, snake, chicken.

why is she not wearing a coat?!?!? its freezing!

Shes one of them winter babies!

ohhhhh

by beaniebooandcatsarelife December 22, 2021