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Waterbreaker

When u take a truly great dump, and when you get up to wipe your ass you notice that the pile is so big the top is higher than the water in the bowl, like an island 'breaking' above the water.
He: "Man, I ate so much Thanksgiving dinner yesterday I woke up at dawn and had me a righteous waterbreaker."

She: "I hope you flushed."

He: (Proudly) "Twice!"
by polkyarebusz June 12, 2006
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Water balloon fight

A near impossible code to break when used correctly.
when used properly one can successfully hide their intentions.
1.water balloon = a pipe, bowl, bong etc...
2.splashed= stoned, drunk, light headed etc...
3.soaked= too fu*ked up to do something.
This code if used correctly will keep your wrong doings under the radar.
stryder: hey bro wanna have a water balloon fight?
carl: hell yeah bro i wanna get splashed!
stryder: alright man ready to leave?
carl:nah man im soaked.
by Big Mig 505 June 20, 2011
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Waterbation

Using a showerhead or tub faucet to masturbate with water.
Sorry, I'm late. I was home trying waterbation.
by Sean_7 October 23, 2011
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Water Zoo

Example:

Two friends are talking...

Friend 1 "What are you doing today?"

Friend 2 "Im going to the Water Zoo"

Friend 1 "Oh you mean the Aquarium"

Friend 2 "yeah Its the same thing"

Friend 1 "Fairplay"
by maryjane1982 January 10, 2012
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water doggies

A water doggie is commonly found in Canada when hockey players (The boys) can't find anywhere to get burgies. A water doggie is a hot dog boiled in water instead of being cooked ont the the BBQ.
Adam: Let's be Ferda and go get some burgies for the boys!
Lenny: Ok but where do we get burgies here
Adam: I guess we will need to make some water doggies
Lenny: I guess so, the boys won't be to happy but it's okay.
Adam and Lenny: Let's get some water doggies Ferda Boys!!!
by FERDA BOYS! June 3, 2016
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Water Park Girl

If she a water park girl then she probably live in Arizona or Nevada, is ugly to mediocre, sucks off guys in movie theatre bathrooms, gives handies in community jacuzzis that aren't her's, loves the movie Triple Dog, has a best friend shaped like the mystery yogurt in your grandmas fridge, constantly looks like she's about to walk into her 8th grade dance, has a water proof iPhone case, can often be found with a juicy drop pop, and frequents the water park EVERY weekend
Todd: Daaaaamn, Britney is sooooo hot bro
Damian: Nah bruh, she a water park girl
Todd: Whats that mean?
Damian: It mean stay away
by Cobi June 19, 2016
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Tiny Water Puppy

When a puppy, preferibly small is submerged in water, and is damp when galavanting.
"Oh wow, look over there! It's a black lab, but it is wet.. It must be a tiny water puppy."
"I was on Everett dam and I saw a tiny water puppy prancing with it's owner."
by KyleMac April 16, 2008
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