Valoranted

When you get rungunned through the walls across the map by a Sherrif while he's sprinting at 40 miles/hour.

Can also be used when you're bullets are going to Kinshasa.

That reyna just valoranted 3 people on B site, fuckin' children game!
These punks at riot games architecture don't know what they're doin!

by pisslow October 21, 2022

Valorant Virgin

A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.

Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin

by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022

Valoranting

Slang for playing Valorant.

Also known as "not wearing deodorant," "not taking a shower," "not having any bitches," or "being like Trace"

Look at Jeff. Bro has no rizz. He's Valoranting for sure.

by NotWhoYouuThink November 2, 2022

valerija

val may be the one person you meet and fall in love with one day by chance. she's intelligent, level headed, resilient and beautiful in every way. she can be stubborn, but she takes life as it is. she has a heart, a heart that cares for the people she loves, and she's softer than she makes out to be. everyone needs a val in their life.

valerija is my girlfriend!

by veevv December 5, 2022

valorant children

People on Valorant that use the n-word

Just got racially profiled by valorant children

by MPan1 December 12, 2022

Valerie

Valerie is a bald young girl with massive stompers, if you meet a Valerie in your life it is reccomended that you run in the opposite direction, if you compliment her beautiful features (bald) she will violently attack you, she has the singing voice of a cheese grater

Morbius : Did you guys see valerie her beautiful wig

Valerie : ITS NOT A WIG

by MassiveManBlalls December 13, 2022

Valorant

An addiction like, cocaine and Nicotine.

Guy 1: Hey man want to do some, Meth or Weed?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Valorant

by BoobInspector December 17, 2022