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two-ed

double p0wnage, or being p0wnded twice in a row
Man, that seventh grader just beat you at an arm wrestling match and at picking up chicks. You got two-ed!
by Frank Rofsherlec May 6, 2007
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Two Bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I went out and ran 2 miles today, it’s I got a “two bagger” in today.
Graham: yo, JoJo, want to snag a two Bagger after work?
JoJo: yeah, I’ve been needing some exercise and I’ve got a half marathon coming up. Be good for me to bag a couple miles. .
by DCyouknowme March 15, 2022
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two-nitard

A harmonous pairing of body-conscious articles of clothing producing the effect of a unitard or body suit.

A black spandex tanktop tucked into black leggings would be a two-nitard.

A leotard with leggings over it would be a two-nitard.
"I couldn't find the unitard for my interpretive dance class, so I threw together a two-nitard instead with my teal leotard and leggings."

"Her tunic was so sheer she had to wear a two-nitard under it."
by llamamelola February 9, 2010
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two-tooth

A person who has lost most teeth due to meth use or poor oral hygiene. Most often, this person dwells in a trailer park or an urban cesspool. More often than not, this person is painfully oblivious to the reaction of others to their repugnant mouth.
After Patsy Jo passed out drunk in the parking lot , Rectall, her skinny two-tooth husband , dragged her to the truck and took off before the cops got there.
by W34 January 5, 2018
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Two In The Chamber

The phenomenon that occurs during sexual intercourse when the male partner remains erect post ejaculation. Thus, providing another opportunity to ejaculate.
Person 1: Did you already blow your load???
Person 2: Yeah buts it's fine, I had Two In The Chamber, so I'm still good to keep going.
by Criss Cross Apple Sauce September 22, 2021
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Two Poos

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.
I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!
by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020
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two cups

Your bladder.
Come's from the thought that you can hold two cups before you explode.
Random Person #1: OMG, where's the bathroom? My two cups are full!

Random Person #2: TMI! Third dor on the left.
by Bizzi January 20, 2008
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