TRAINERCALUM

The hottest guy in the world (no homo)

I wanna smash Trainercalum

by Sirkirby July 18, 2019

unicorn trainer

A woman who has a gift of having men ejaculate very quickly. Often porn stars are considered Unicorn trainers. They can often fuck and ejaculate several men at once. She’s often referred to as a unicorn trainer because of the shape of a man’s erect penis as compared to a unicorns horns.

That chick is definitely a Unicorn trainer, My dick is still sore.

by sidmon69 March 30, 2020

Horse tailer

The act of shaving a horses tail off and sticking your head inside the horses anus and pretending to be it’s tail

Dude did you hear Gavin smith pulled a horse tailer yesterday, crazy shit man.

by Horse tailer April 30, 2020

Insta-trainer

A trainer whos main focus is to attract as much followers as possible by doing ridiculous exersises which look sexy but do not really work as well as traditional exersises. The main purpose of this trainer is to attract as much followers as possible

"Chads workouts seem so intense and fun, yeah you dont need to do them to get results, chads such an insta-trainer"

by Thedon1994 January 16, 2021

That Evil Trainer

An innocent person, who technically ruins the life of someone he/she knows. This definition is based after the very sad and eerie tale of Gary's Raticate.

Guy 1: Man, even though Gary Oak is a real meanie, I actually feel sorry for the guy. I mean, he's had his innocence stolen, his dreams crushed, and the love of his grandfather ultimately stolen away. All by that evil Trainer.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's really mean. *gets on knees and looks up at the sky* Curse you Trainer! Why would you do this to your rival? YOUR INNOCENT RIVAL?!?!?!?!?!?

by BulbaHomebrew March 16, 2013

Trailerbangs

Similar to bangs, which hang over the forehead, with the exception that trailerbangs tend to be teased and/or poofy accompanied by lots of hairspray and a hickish accent from the owner of said trailerbangs. Not to be confused with the femmullet.

Look at them thar trailerbangs on Brandine.

by Cletus, the slack jawed yokul July 22, 2004

traileriffic

Describes something so amazingly tacky it could only come from a trailer park. Many examples can be seen at places such as Wal Mart, Nascar races and Poison concerts. A combo of trailer and teriffic.

That chicks tube top is traileriffic; "Ew, my mom and I only smoke menthols, ain't that right?", 'That's the most traileriffic thing I've ever heard.

by zuc45 April 14, 2010